Fertility

Horror, 00:05:00

 

Logline: An infertile psychopath collects healthy ovaries with the help of her brother/lover.

Director: Chris Giovingo

Writer: Joshua A. Cohen

Producer: Joshua A. Cohen

 

Produced for the 48 Hour Film Project 2007. This was the first film we ever produced.

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FADE IN:

 

INT. DUNGEON - NIGHT

 

JEFFREY STEWART (30's, executive) leans back, mostly OUT OF

FRAME.  A woman, EDNA (30's, elegant) kisses on him and rubs

his crotch while he holds his bloody hands away from her.

 

In the background stands a CREEPY GUY, well dressed, and

half in the shadows.

 

DOLLY to reveal they are leaning against a WOMAN, mostly

dead, hanging in a contraption with her feet up in stirrups.

They do their business between her legs.

 

Edna stops.  Jeffrey is desperate for her.

 

                         EDNA

            Put it in.

 

                         JEFFREY

            Can't we wait?

 

                         EDNA

            No.  I need it now.

 

                         JEFFREY

                   (powerless)

            Okay.

 

He reaches into a stainless steel bowl and grabs something

organic and gross.

 

Edna walks over to a table.  The Woman's legs twitch a little.

 

Edna returns with a large glass jar, 3/4 filled with

something, and unscrews the top.  Jeffrey squeezes the

organic thing, dripping a red paste into the jar.  As it

squeezes, Edna approaches orgasm.

 

                         EDNA

            Now the other one.

 

                         JEFFREY

            I love you, Edna.

 

                         EDNA

            I love you too, Jeffrey.

 

She goes down on him.


 

                                                            2.

 

 

He reaches into the bowl and grabs another one.  They both

MOAN in ecstasy.

 

                                            PULL OUT

 

INT. MANSION - DAY

 

Jeffrey and Edna, in new cocktail party clothes, drink

champaign and mingle amongst the societal elite.

 

SEN. MILES STEWART (40's, executive) approaches Jeffrey and

Edna, followed by a FEMALE SECRET SERVICE AGENT.

 

                         MILES

            Jeffrey, Edna.

 

                         EDNA

            My dear brother, Miles.  How goes

            the campaign?

 

A woman's VOICE, barely audible, distracts Jeffrey.

 

                         VICTIM 1 (O.S.)

            Help!  Please stop.

 

Jeffrey shakes it off, then turns back to the conversation.

 

                         MILES

            Beyond our wildest dreams.  We're

            gaining ground in 3 of the caucus

            states and holding steady in the

            others.

 

                         JEFFREY

            Congratulations, Miles.

 

                         MILES

            Thank you.

 

                         EDNA

            And when do you leave?

 

                         MILES

            Unfortunately, tonight.  My jet

            leaves at 11:30.

 

                         EDNA

            I hate red-eyes.

 

She spies a Young Black Couple, RON and BRANDI, having an

argument on the balcony in the B.G.

 

Jeffrey notices another distant voice.


 

                                                            3.

 

 

                         VICTIM 2 (O.S.)

            Oh, God!  Please, no!

 

                         EDNA (CONT'D)

            Miles, dear, could you please

            excuse us?

 

                         MILES

            Of course.

 

He walks over and speaks to a MAN and 2 WOMEN.

 

Edna whispers to Jeffrey.

 

                         EDNA

            I want you to hit him.

 

                         JEFFREY

            What?

 

                         EDNA

            I want you to walk over and hit

            that man in the face.

 

                         JEFFREY

            You're crazy.

 

                         EDNA

            But you'll do it any way.

 

ON Miles speaking to the Man and 2 Women.

 

                         WOMAN 1

            Tell me, Senator Stewart, why did

            you spend so long in town?

 

                         WOMAN 2

            And did I hear you were helping

            your sister with her orphanage project?

 

CRACK!  Jeffrey has just hit Ron in the face in the B.G.

The Agent rushes toward the fight.

 

Ron reels against the wall, holding his eye and staring back

at Jeffrey in shock.

 

                         RON

            What is wrong with you!?

 

Miles motions to the Agent to remove Ron from the party.

The Agent grabs his arm and drags him toward the door.  He

rips his arm free.


 

                                                            4.

 

 

                         RON (CONT'D)

            I can walk!  Brandi, come on.

 

                         BRANDI

            No.

 

                         RON

            Are you serious?

 

                         BRANDI

            I am so done with your ass.

 

                         RON

            You know what... whatever.

 

He exits.

 

Edna moves to console Brandi.

 

                         EDNA

            Come on, dear.  We'll take you home.

 

EXT. TUNNEL - DUSK

 

The Creepy Guy drags a body wrapped in shrink wrap into a

tunnel.  PAN UP to see Jeffrey driving Edna and Brandi in

his S.U.V.

 

INT. SUV - SAME

 

Brandi and Edna sit in the back seat.  Edna licks her teeth.

Brandi smiles coyly, trying to play shy.  Jeffrey looks

around at the voices getting louder in his head.

 

                         VICTIM 1 (O.S.)

            I have a family!

 

                         VICTIM 2 (O.S.)

            I have so much to live for!

 

Jeffrey squints his eyes and tries to rub the voices out of

his head.  The women don't notice.

 

INT. HIGH RISE CONDO - NIGHT

 

Jeffrey opens the door to their condo.  Edna leads in a

smiling Brandi by the hand.

 

                         BRANDI

                   (gasping)

            Wow!  What a view...

 

Edna unzips her dress.


 

                                                            5.

 

 

                         EDNA

            There's a better view in the bedroom...

 

Brandi smiles and follows Edna in.

 

Jeffrey looks out at the Strip.

 

                         JEFFREY

            I love this city.

 

                         VICTIM 1

            Why are you doing this?

 

                         VICTIM 2

            I can pay you... anything you want.

 

The voices split his head in pain.  He reluctantly throws

himself inside toward the bedroom.

 

EXT. HOUSE - FOGGY NIGHT

 

Jeffrey and Edna pull up to a worn-down house.  Creepy Guy

leans against another car in the driveway.  They exit the

car and move around to the back and open it.  Creepy Guy

reaches in to the back of the S.U.V. and picks up Brandi

wrapped in shrink wrap and throws it over his shoulder.

They walk in.

 

INT. DUNGEON - SAME

 

Brandi awakens, woozy.  A trickle of blood runs down her

forehead and runs over a 8-ball gag in her mouth.  She

realizes she's strapped to the contraption and can't move.

She tries to talk, but only muffled GARBLED SOUNDS come out.

She looks around at the dungeon and panics.

 

Edna and Jeffrey walk in.  Edna massages Jeffrey's penis

through his pants as they talk.

 

                         EDNA

            Welcome back, Brandi.  You've been

            out for a few hours.  Hope that

            bump doesn't hurt too much.

 

                         BRANDI

            Mphmmnph.

 

                         EDNA

            Shush, now, honey.  This is when it

            gets exciting.  We couldn't start

            until you woke up.

 

                         BRANDI

            Hmpmpmhmh!  Hmph!  Phmu!


 

                                                            6.

 

 

                         EDNA

            Honey, if you can't speak clearly,

            don't speak.

 

                         JEFFREY

            Let's just hear what she has to say.

 

                         EDNA

            Oh, don't start with that again,

            you little prick.

 

                         JEFFREY

            She's going to die.  At least let

            her have her final words.

 

                         EDNA

                   (exasperated)

            Fine.  Take it off.

 

Jeffrey takes out the ball gag.  Brandi is full-on crying now.

 

                         BRANDI

            Please!  I don't know what I did to

            you, but you don't have to do this!

 

                         EDNA

            Shut up, bitch.

 

                         BRANDI

            Please, no.  I'm too young.  I'm

            only 18.

 

                         EDNA

            We don't care, woman.  Your ovaries

            work, and mine don't.  It isn't

            fair, and it doesn't matter how old

            you are.

 

                         BRANDI

            My o... What are you --

 

                         JEFFREY

            I'm very sorry, Brandi.  I didn't

            want it to be like this.

 

                         EDNA

            Don't you talk to her, you

            spineless shit!  Now do it!

 

Jeffrey stares at her.

 

                         EDNA (CONT'D)

            What is wrong with you?


 

                                                            7.

 

 

                         VICTIM 1 (O.S.)

            Please!

 

                         VICTIM 2 (O.S.)

            Have mercy!

 

He rubs his temples.

 

                         JEFFREY

            I'm done.  I can't do this any more.

 

                         EDNA

            Fuck you.  Do it.

 

                         JEFFREY

            No.  Never again.

 

She glares at him.

 

                         EDNA

            I promised mom and dad I would take

            care of you and Miles.  I spend my

            whole fucking life caring for you

            and loving you and helping you

            build your empire, and this is how

            you repay me?

 

                         VICTIM 1 (O.S.)

            This is it!

 

                         VICTIM 2 (O.S.)

            You can save us!

 

                         JEFFREY

            Shut up!

 

                         EDNA

            Who are you talking to?  Now get

            your head out of your ass, cut out

            her healthy goddamn ovaries and put

            every one of her fucking eggs in my

            jar!

 

Jeffrey's headache is splitting.

 

                         JEFFREY

            The voices...

 

                         EDNA

            Mine is the only voice you should

            ever hear.

 

Jeffrey is doubled over.


 

                                                            8.

 

 

                         EDNA (CONT'D)

            Fine.  If you won't do it, I will.

 

She shoves him out of the way, grabs a scalpel and kneels

down between Brandi's legs.  Brandi SCREAMS.

 

                         BRANDI

            Jeffrey!  Please!  Help me!

 

Jeffrey gets up, grabs the jar from the table and lunges

toward Edna.  Edna turns and stabs Jeffrey in the heart with

the scalpel.  Jeffrey freezes, looking down at the scalpel,

then up at Edna.

 

                         JEFFREY

            I'm sorry, Edna.  Please forgive me.

                   (beat)

            Hey... the voices are gone.

 

He collapses.  The jar CRASHES to the ground, spilling a

gallon of human egg paste across the floor.

 

                         EDNA

            No!  My collection!

 

She kneels on the ground and runs her hands through the eggs.

She cries.  She finally gets up and pulls the scalpel out of

Jeffrey, then turns to Brandi.

 

                         BRANDI

            Edna, please.  I won't tell anyone

            about this.  You can just let me go,

            and I'll disappear.

 

                         EDNA

            Shut up, you little cunt.

 

                         BRANDI

            You'll never hear from me again.  I

            swear.

 

She approaches Brandi, ready to cut.  Brandi SCREAMS again.

 

Edna stops, her brain working.  She moves back to Jeffrey,

wipes her hands on his coat, then reaches in and finds his

cell phone.  She hits a speed dial.

 

                         EDNA

                   (into phone)

            Miles?  Hi, it's Edna.  Are you

            still in town?  Oh, great.  Listen,

            your brother was helping me with a

            project, and he had to squeeze out.

                         (MORE)


 

                                                            9.

 

 

                         EDNA (CONT'D)

            Would you be able to come take his

            place?

                   (beat)

            Oh, you'll love it.  There's

            nothing like it.

                   (beat)

            Thanks, bro.  I love you.

 

She turns to Brandi and snaps the cell phone shut.

 

                                            FADE OUT.

 

Brandi SCREAMS.

 

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